| My cat Spike was previously owned, but in good | | | | Cat anxiety is evidently a fairly common malady for |
| condition. He wasn't shaking or throwing up on the | | | | felines. Spike rarely appears anxious unless one of the |
| floor or having some kind of a fit. For a cat in an | | | | raccoons that have invaded the woods in our back |
| animal shelter he seemed to be in pretty good shape! | | | | yard snarls at him over a bit of his cat food. He |
| The animal services people said that he was available | | | | almost lost a leg to one of these food bandits a |
| for adoption which made me wonder if the other | | | | couple of years ago and since then he stays out of |
| animals in the cages were doomed already. | | | | their way when they visit his garage at night. |
| Adoption is just another word for a cat sale! They | | | | Otherwise he seems pretty laid back. |
| didn't want us to think this was a business | | | | Occasionally he'll scratch the side of our antique couch |
| arrangement, so they dulled the verbiage by telling us | | | | when we least expect it. I think he's just trying to |
| we were giving him a new home and a future; even | | | | get attention from us, which he does when my wife |
| hinting that if we didn't take him, he would be | | | | grabs the broom and swats him out the door. |
| meeting the grim reaper the next day. | | | | I asked a veterinarian about this behavior and he said |
| First Tip: Know what you're going to be spending and | | | | that Spike was probably suffering some kind of |
| decide if the kitten is worth the money, as well as | | | | emotional stress. He wrote me a prescription for |
| the cat hair on your new sofa when you get home. | | | | Valium. He said if he showed any other emotional |
| The cat cost me almost $100 before I could even | | | | distress he would increase the dosage. That's all I |
| get him into the car, which to my way of thinking, I | | | | need; a stoned cat! |
| had just bought a cat. Adoption fees, city license | | | | Tip Three: Physical Health: Although it's impossible to |
| fees and county license fees, worming and a few | | | | tell just how healthy the cat you're interested in |
| other medical necessities amounted to $115.00. The | | | | buying is, you have to hope that it's good enough to |
| coupon they gave me to have him neutered would | | | | qualify him for health insurance. Spike appeared to be |
| save me $20.00, but would still cost $30.00. | | | | healthy when I bought him so I thought I wouldn't |
| Any way I looked at this arrangement, we were | | | | have to spend much money on his up-keep. |
| talking about big money and I hadn't even bought | | | | Then the raccoons and monstrous veterinarian bills |
| any kitty litter or cat food! I was beginning to | | | | arrived. After one of them chewed on his leg in a |
| wonder if I had been scammed. This kitten certainly | | | | dispute over Meow Mix, I discovered that having a |
| didn't look like he was worth a hundred dollars. Also | | | | little insurance was probably a good thing. I also |
| someone obviously of limited intelligence had named | | | | discovered that pet insurance is a lot like human |
| this kitten Donnie! I immediately changed his name to | | | | health insurance in that there is a pre-existing clause. |
| Spike, which he seemed to appreciate. | | | | Even though Spike had never had an injury to his leg, |
| Second Tip: Make sure the cat of your choice is in | | | | the insurance company refused to pay for the |
| good mental health. That's right, I said mental health. | | | | medical attention he received, using the old |
| According to animal experts, cats can stress out and | | | | "pre-existing" excuse! |
| go bonkers just like us humans. I wasn't aware of | | | | Whether you buy your cat at a pet store or an |
| such a thing when I picked Spike out of the line-up at | | | | animal shelter, it's going to cost you money, worry |
| the shelter, but it could explain why sometimes when | | | | and time. Sometimes I think raising a kid is cheaper |
| he's sleeping he will suddenly sit up and then bolt | | | | and they won't leave hair on your couch! |
| from his bed like its on fire! | | | | |