My Boss Is Horrible!

It is a pretty widely held management belief thatAdult to Adult.
people leave bosses, not companies. Most of us canAnd the kicker is that on the healthy side, we slip in
find something socially redeeming about our jobs, ouran out of Adult, Parent and Child all day long, and
colleagues, and the company we work for. Mostthat is a good thing. For example, if I were talking to
employees are not particularly demanding when ityou right now, explaining this in person, I would be in
comes to raises, benefits, work assignments andParent mode and you, Child. But later, you may have
workload, even the hours we are asked to put in.to teach me something and I would adopt Child
No, most of us will just go to work and findmode and you, Parent. And later yet, while talking
something good about it. It is human nature.about Sunday's NFL game or the new dress you
There is one exception to that postulate, and thatbought, you would be in Adult mode talking to other
one exception is a bad boss. Yes, the dictatorial,Adults communicating your story. It is truly amazing.
unfair, idea stealing, bad breathed, body odored,Confused? Hang in there.
unpleasant boss will generally run people off inSo, I decided I would test this theory on my bad
droves. Sometimes employees will just leave the badboss. I knew the day would soon come when I
department, but most times they leave thewould get a call to go see the boss to be dressed
company. Why? Because there is way too much riskdown for some problem. I was determined not to
in trying report this behavior (other than some sortlose my composure and to test this hypothesis. And
harassment issue), and it is impossible to tell yourfinally, the day came.
boss to use mouthwash. It is more prudent to moveMy phone rang about 9 in the morning. It was the
on.boss. He said "Mikey" (I hated that name he gave
Years ago I had that boss. He was ill-tempered, foulme), "come see me." And hung up. My heart started
mouthed, short fused, smelled bad and demeanedpounding and my face became flush as I recognized
everyone he spoke to. It was a nightmare to havethe tone of his voice. It was my turn in the hopper,
meetings with him because you knew he was goingfor something. I suspected I knew what this was
to attack someone, so before the meeting you'd sayabout. I was in charge of the computer systems and
a short novena it wasn't you!we had some unexpected downtime that morning
One day after a particularly brutal meeting, I startedthat one of my colleagues used as an excuse for
to notice that he reacted to different personalitiesmissing a deadline. You see, the culture was so
around the table differently. He seemed to have ahostile, people would throw each other under the bus
different level of respect for one or two of thewith some degree of frequency.
people present, but what I noticed more so, wasSo I gained my composure and started down the
that he reacted differently to the way those peoplelong hallway to the boss's office. To add some true
treated him. After noticing it, I paid more attentiondrama, the hall was very poorly lit and you felt some
and realized I was absolutely right. The more thissense of going to the gallows as you went down
terrible boss criticized someone and the more theythat hallway. Coming out of the hallway was Chris,
defended themselves, the more and worse hemy Judas. He barely acknowledged me as he
continued that criticism. It seemed that what fueledslithered pass, the snake. I knocked on the boss's
his fire was defensiveness, or later what I found outdoor and he yelled angrily "come in!!". And I did.
was rebelliousness."Morning Jim." I said to him.
The second thing I noticed was that if he criticized"Good morning? Bull! Jensen just told me because the
someone and they just covered up, not fightingsystem was down he needs two more days to finish
back, he was unrelenting, like a shark who just got athe budgets. Can't you keep that computer up? Don't
whiff of blood in the water and would go into aI pay you enough? Boy, this would be a great place
feeding frenzy. He would demean that person, andto start an IT Department if I had anyone with half
say horrible things until he got his fill of them. And thea brain that could run it." The sentence was full of
more that person assumed the personality of a small,expletives and it went on like that for five minutes
defenseless child, hunched over in a fetal position, thebefore he stopped. He never really asked me a
more he yelled. Brutal.question and finally motioned with his hand that he
Both circumstances were difficult to watch. But Iwanted me to say something.
began to notice that he treated people who stoodI took a deep breath, looked him in the eye and said
their ground, answered his questions factually withoutfirmly "Jim, we had a disk failure this morning at 6:10
any defensiveness, and nearly devoid of emotion,a.m. We were down for 45 minutes while we
with a modicum of respect. He would try to criticizere-configured the disk array. After checking the
them, but they would ignore the criticism and onlysystem logs and data integrity, we were back up by
react to the actual question. It was an amazing site7:30. Chris arrived about 7:30 and heard the system
to behold.was down and never checked to see if it had come
So I decided to do some research on the matter toback up before talking to you." And I stood there
see what I could find. That research led me to awaiting for round two.
blended hypothesis. I found that there were sixHe looked at me for what felt like an hour, but finally
personality types - three positive and three negative.started screaming again, but this time he was
And, ironically any of us can adopt any of thosescreaming in a different way. He never asked any
personalities if we choose to. These are not myquestions. He just cussed, and screamed about
inventions, but are credited to a number ofJensen. He went on and on. And, I just stood there.
psychologists who are experts in this field.Once again he motioned for me to say something. I
The first three negative personalities are:told him what corrective action we took, and what
we intended to do to prevent it next time. I never
1. Critical parent - this is the boss that criticizesacted defensively or rebellious and never piled on
everything you do no matter what, and even if youChris, the snake. Again, I just stood there.
prove them wrong, they will simply move off thatThis time, he started talking to me like an Adult. He
point and find something else to criticize.had completely left Critical Parent mode. After he
2. Rebellious teen - this is exactly what it sounds like.was done talking, I said "Will there be anything else?"
It is the defensive, angry, rebellious personality thatHe just looked at me and smiled, well it could have
fights with critical parent.been gas, but it might have been a smile, and said no
3. Withdrawn child - this is the poor soul that justand I left. The relationship changed that day and
covers up and waits for the beatings to stop.never went back.
The second three positive personalities are:I opened his door to leave and when I heard it swing
shut, I felt this incredible relief and pumped my fist in
1. Parent - this is a healthy, teaching personality thatthe air. As I walked to my office I passed Chris who
is adopted when leading, teaching, or mentoringwas walking toward Jim's office. He must have called
2. Adult - the healthy, collegial personality that wehim in for round two. I felt just a little bad for the
strive to be in most of the timesnake....not too bad though.
3. Child - another healthy personality that is teachableThe bottom line is that you cannot change anyone's
and the personalty most normally talking to parent.behavior, but you can change your own and people
Here is the most important point. Negativewill react to it. It takes a great deal of practice and
personalities can only communicate with otherenergy, but you can lead by example and maintain
negative personalities. Critical parent can only talk toyour dignity under the most difficult of situations and
Rebellious teen and Withdrawn child. He cannot talkcome out on top. And remember, negative
to Adult. If he wants to communicate with Adult, thepersonality types can only talk to other negative
personality we should strive to be in all the time, thenpersonalties so be positive.
he must slip out of Critical parent and into Adult. It isI would love to hear from you.