| ody"> | | | | ditto-head cheeks first, lest they drop and short |
| That Rush Limbaugh, what a guy! What an American | | | | circuit your keyboard. |
| patriot. When he says "support the troops", he | | | | Aha! There you go; the details. You may donate as |
| means it. In fact, he supports them so much, he's | | | | many yearly subscriptions as you would like at a |
| developed a program to give troops one year | | | | reduced rate of $49.90 (a whopping $10 cheaper |
| complimentary 7/24 passes to his website through | | | | than the normal $59.90 annual subscription). The |
| his bighearted program, "Adopt a Soldier Today". | | | | website will match the donated subscriptions with |
| Here's how Rush's idea of philanthropy works. | | | | interested troops. It's a beautiful act of heartfelt |
| Now folks I'm taking this right from his website. You | | | | generosity from Rush-o. I get all ferklempt just |
| can't make this stuff up. | | | | thinking about it. |
| When you enter his site's homepage, right up there in | | | | Oh wait. What's that at the bottom "PLEASE NOTE |
| the top right hand corner, the best advertising real | | | | THAT GIFTS MADE UNDER THIS PROGRAM ARE |
| estate a webpage can offer, there is a box | | | | NOT TAX DEDUCTIBLE". |
| identifying his "Adopt a Soldier Today" campaign. Click | | | | Gee, I wonder why? |
| on it. You get to read as slick a piece of patronizing | | | | Because Rush pockets the money! That's why! It's |
| patriotic punditry as ever an American heart could | | | | treated as any other subscription! What other reason |
| embrace. Ah, I feel the chutes of giving being | | | | could there be? |
| greased like the ball joints on a Humvee. If you are | | | | I can't put it any other way: Rush Limbaugh really |
| an adoptee (i.e., a soldier), you click on the left | | | | should be ashamed of himself! Either that or he has |
| button to see if there are sponsored funds available | | | | some 'splainin' to do! |
| so that you might freely delight in Rush's world 7/24 | | | | Now maybe if he took every penny of that money |
| for a year. If you are an adopter (i.e., non-Lib), you | | | | and donated it to the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund |
| click on the right button to see the details of how | | | | that Don Imus harps on all day, I'd feel differently. |
| you can help--be sure to wipe the tears from your | | | | I'm not holding my breath! |