Creative Writers Found Guilty of Murdering Babies

When creative writers think of parenting, theydropping it into a special file. One of these days you
normally think of someone biologically bearing a child,will find the perfect place for that phrase.
but there is more than one kind of parent. There isThe best time to murder your babies is when you
the unmarried parent, the divorced parent, the parentedit for verbiage (wordiness). Say the same thing in
to be, and the adoptive parent, to name a few. Butfewer words. Trim away the fat and leave only the
still there is another kind of parent we haven'tlean. That means edit scenes, edit dialog, and edit the
named, and that is parenting the created word.plot in general. Brevity is the key ingredient that must
Although it may not conjure up the same status asstay. Say it with less. Say it better. Jazz your verbs.
that of physical parenting, the labor is just as real.Especially look for prepositional phrases. You should
Every writer knows their words are their babies, andnever have more than three prepositional phrases to
heaven help the critic who says we should strike ora sentence, whether you are writing fiction or
change a few words here for there. Not only is itnon-fiction. Let's be honest - all writers use padding. It
unforgivable, it cuts to the core of our being. This isis a little-thought-of procedure whereby we writers
one place that writer's groups provide an invaluabledrag on a scene or dialog.
service. There is no better place to grow a thick skinHave you ever seen a jokester who has the floor
than in a writer's group. After all, would you ratherdrag the joke out... and out... and out... until you just
hear stinging criticism from another newb, or wouldwish it was over with? That is a sure sign of
you rather hear it from an editor who cares nothingsomeone enjoying their 15 minutes of fame and not
about your pain?wanting it to end. It's the same thing with we writers.
There is a simple trick to avoiding this kind of literaryWe have the audience in the palm of our hands and
suffering, and that is to murder your own babies.we hate to let them go. But let them go we must,
You will recognize them when a part of you criesbecause the readers need time to rest their minds so
out, "That doesn't really fit," and another part criesthey can better absorb the chunks of meat we have
out, "But I like it!" You know in your heart it is timejust fed them.
to pull out your scalpel and begin cutting. AlthoughSo the next time you are editing, get the scalpel and
the wound will bleed, you will know you are maturingbandages out and brace yourself. Although the
as a writer.parent will barely survive, the baby will be perfect.
But far better than discarding the phrase altogether isSee more writing tips below.